ORCHARD PARK, NY – The number of injuries for the Buffalo Bills continue to surge over the weekend when at least 3 players were hurt while watching tv during the bye week.
K Dan Carpenter, WR Walter Powell and S Jonathan Meeks were all injured while watching the Rams/Jets game from Carpenter’s home Sunday afternoon.
“We’ve had basically everyone injured this year in games, practices, workouts, etc. It was just a matter of time before one of our paper mache players hurt themselves just watching someone else play football. It’s a physical game. What can I say?” said Bills GM Doug Whaley.
“We’ve reached out to our training staff to see if there is anything else we can do to better prepare our players. They’ve yet to call me back”.