“A few of my friends wanted to hang out but I can’t. Did you see that Adrian Peterson and Jamaal Charles were recently today?” said an excited Stillman through his bedroom door.
“The Bills could sign all these guys! I don’t see why they can’t re-sign Tyrod, trade for Garrapolo, sign both Peterson and Charles – in case Shady gets hurt and make a run at the division title?”
At press time, Stillman’s mother Beverly was concerned that her son may have to be admitted to a hospital for dehydration if the NFL keeps releasing big name players.