BUFFALO, NY – Your local moral police at the Buffalo News wasted little time reminding many just how stupid they are following the Buffalo Bills win over the LA Rams Sunday evening.
Buffalo News reporters Bucky Gleason, Jerry Sullivan and Mike Harrington went door to door, tracking anyone that was happy with the Bills 3 game win streak.
“So you’re happy that all of a sudden the Bills won 3 games against teams barely fielding a team? You like that?” screamed Sullivan at a single, stay a home mom who just enjoyed watching football on Sundays.
“There’s really only 2 ways you can go about handling the news. You can either report it or create it. We choose to create it” expressed Gleason.
“So whether it’s faux outrage over Marcell Dareus, LeSeason McCoy or it’s the incessant reminders that even if they win, there is always cause for concern, we WILL create the news. That I promise you”.
This isn’t the first time the Buffalo News has gone door to door to scold citizens. They started this 2 years ago by yelling at hockey fans for embracing the tank that turned out to be Jack Eichel.