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Cousin Attempts To Change Tense Buffalo Sports Discussion To Lighter Topics Such as Race and Abortion

HAMBURG, NY – “What do you think about all the blacks or late term abortions?” shouted Templeton family cousin T.J. during a heated exchange over which franchise is worse – Bills or Sabres.

“I didn’t know what else to do? Things were really getting awkward” said James.

“It started innocent enough. My dad mentioned how bad the Bills have been and then my sister said the Sabres season was even tougher to stomach and it kinda snowballed from there”.

“I just knew I had to bring up something less controversial so I tried to steer the table towards race or even abortion. Once we stopped talking about the Bills and Sabres, everything was fine and we were able to resume our meal”.