Sources tell Stuttering Buffalo that it believed that some team members do not agree that Marcus Foligno is the defacto most handsome member of the Buffalo Sabres and that it is Defenseman Zach Bogosian, who could quite possibly bestow that honor.
“Marcus has been here longer, and let’s be honest, he’s damn good looking man but that doesn’t mean we should stop there. The more I see of Zach, the more I question whether or not we’ve made the right choice” said a player who wished to remain anonymous.
This latest controversy has left the locker room and organization divided. Team Captain Brian Gionta announced that the matter must be settled with what is being called a “locker room faceoff”. This would entail Foligno and Bogosian staring at each other without blinking, laughing or looking away. Whoever does not break, would be crowned most handsome.
At press time both players were going strong, showing little signs of fatigue while at the same time, seemingly enjoying the experience of being able to stare at something so beautiful for so long.