FOXBORO, MA – When Rob Gronkowski learned that Wednesday was Hillary Clinton’s 69th birthday, the Patriots Tight End knew there was only one gift he could give the Presidential nominee.
“Dude. Do you get it? She’s 69. SIXTY NINE! If I was with her, I’d show her was 69 was all about, if ya know what I mean?”
Despite being told numerous times that everyone knew exactly what he meant, Gronkowski continued to explain.
“So like, she’s 69. And a 69 is one of those things when your chick is taking in your kielbasa at the same time your nibbling on her whiskers. That’s what 69 is all about. Hell, that’s what I’m all about.” explained a giddy Gronkowski.