BUFFALO, NY – Local history professor Dan Montgomery announced that he will reduce the time spent this semester on the Industrial Revolution and instead, teach a course on playoffs.
“It’s becoming evident that these millennials in western New York have no clue what playoffs are. They’ve heard of it. Hear about other cities that get to experience it but really have no concept of what it is” said a disheartened Montgomery following Tuesday’s lecture.
Montgomery hopes that one day, these children will get to experience their team in an actual, meaningful playoff game before time runs out.
“Shit, I guess if the Cubs can win, anything can happen”.