WARNER ROBINS, GA – Local teenager Brandon Ellington thought with all the election posts on Facebook, his would be able to capture the attention of everyone on his feed and possibly go viral. After constantly refreshing his page through the night, Ellington was unable to get much support aside from his Aunt Debbie.
“I don’t get it. Everyone else has posted a bunch of pandering bullshit about bringing the country together, being nice to one another, blah blah blah” said a confused Ellington. “I tried to write the same stuff and no one cared”.
Sources close to Brandon feel that the teen may have mistimed his post and that the window for anyone actually caring about the news is 48 hours.
“I liked it because I felt sorry for my little Brandon but he really should have sent this out by Thursday at the latest” said his aunt Debbie Reed.